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Hello, My name is Jessica. If I reached world domination, I'd force world-conversion to renewable solar energy sources and cut shit from the Middle East. I would also make volcanoes erupt pie filling if I could. I enjoy sunhats. I appreciate mustaches and beards :{D This is where I reblog photos and insert my own captioning. If you would like to access to my real blog, wherein I actually talk about stuff, go here: http://memoriesofbugjuice.blogspot.com/ |
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AS: Your penis shines pretty bright.
PR: It’s a little like looking at the sun, it’s true. I think the only way you can really look at my penis is if you’re wearing a welding mask.
AS: Which is why, when you see the photos we took today, I have on a welding mask. (via A Conversation Between Best Friends Forever, Adam Scott & Paul Rudd - BlackBook)
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Notes![Jack: For years I thought I spoke excellent French.
Jack: [subtitles] Ffffghg csdlkfj gekjl.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6yni9OGn1qge94to1_500.png)
Jack: For years I thought I spoke excellent French.
Jack: [subtitles] Ffffghg csdlkfj gekjl.
(Source: dropkicks)
![Jack: For years I thought I spoke excellent French.
Jack: [subtitles] Ffffghg csdlkfj gekjl.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6yni9OGn1qge94to1_1280.png)
